Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.








