mellarkish:

i wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope!

nevermind

10knotes:

highimchown:

holy shit omg

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

now hold up lets talk about geese

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

aren’t they cute

yeah

they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

wunderscheisse:

govanhistoryx:

aqua-cura:

oh my god

this is the best thing ever

they all look like really desperate hitchhikers. 

O

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

dispetrichordia:

crunksalad:

My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.

Best dad ever.

davejade-does-that:

mybuttisaurus:

janesmoustachio:

haytham-motherfucking-kenway:

heartshiddles:

finally found a picture of the quilt I made :D skillzzzzz

NO WHAT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHY IS YOUR REFLECTION LOOKING AT THE CAMERA. WHAT THE FUCK.

what the fUCK

CAN WE GET AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ????

I WENT ON HER BLOG

SOME ANON APPARENTLY TRIED TO EXORCISE HER

SHE HAS NO LEADS ON THE DEMON CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER MIRROR

norsegods:

NORSE MYTHOLOGY SERIES | REALMS

↳ Álfheimr, abode of the light elves

Álfheimr is a heavenly realm that can be found near Ásgarðr, and is home to the light elves, also known as the álfar, or the ljósálfar. The elves of Álfheimr are known to be ambivalent, and can either help or hinder humans. They are believed to possess certain magical abilities, and are believed to be beautiful and have a sun-like aura about them. Their lord is the Vanir god Freyr, whom was gifted the realm of Álfheimr as a teething gift when he was an infant.

harrysmith4:

dyrus demonstrating how to be exhausted in 3 seconds.

#tumblr fandoms in a nutshell

^yep

tweeting, literally